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Denial Expert

Spike's not helping you. You're just in the way of his help.

£25.00

Spike is a grizzled, one-eyed bulldog who'll occasionally team up with the gang against a common threat and deny ever doing so. He secretly loves a belly rub but would sooner eat a sock than admit it. "Denial Expert" is the gruff old softie's entire personality — dependable to the bone, emotionally unavailable on principle.

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Featuring Spike, the alley's gruff and dependable Reluctant Ally, this "Denial Expert" design wears his secret-softie act across tees, hoodies, tanks and drinkware. A funny design for everyone who cares deeply and admits nothing.

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