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I Choose Not To
Pixie can land on her feet. She just chooses not to.
£25.00
Pixie the Pug wandered into the alley one day and never left, fully and unshakeably convinced she's a cat. Her clumsy attempts to help usually end in disaster, but the crew keeps her around because nobody has the heart to correct her. "I Choose Not To" is how she explains every failed landing — not clumsiness, just a lifestyle decision.
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Featuring Pixie the Pug, the alley's lovable, blissfully deluded Wannabe Cat, this "I Choose Not To" design carries her unearned confidence across tees, hoodies, tanks and drinkware. A funny cat design for anyone reframing their flaws as choices.