← Back to shop

Nine Lives Zero Fucks

Nine lives. Zero plans. Total conviction.

£25.00

Toothless Terry has never met a problem he didn't immediately reframe as a deal that hadn't been structured yet. The gap-toothed Sphynx runs entirely on optimism and conviction, untroubled by the wreckage of past schemes. "Nine Lives Zero Fucks" is how he burns through every one of them — fearless, transactional, and absolutely certain the next one works out.

Colour
Size

The story

Featuring Toothless Terry, the alley's optimistic Scheme Engine, this "Nine Lives Zero Fucks" design wears his consequence-proof confidence across tees, hoodies, tanks and drinkware. A funny cat design for anyone living on nerve and good faith.

Cart (0)

Your cart is empty. Hit the streets and grab some gear.