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The Pipes Chose Me
The pipes chose him. Everyone else is just visiting.
£25.00
The Alley Cat King guards the glowing pipes like the throne they made him, and he'll tell you plainly: they chose him. Scarred, paranoid, crowned in hubcaps, the tyrant rules by force and rewrites history so the crown was always his. "The Pipes Chose Me" is divine right, alley edition — and everyone else is merely passing through his kingdom.
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Featuring The Alley Cat King, the alley's ruthless and territorial Tyrant, this "The Pipes Chose Me" design carries his hubcap-crown authority across tees, hoodies, tanks and drinkware. A funny cat design for anyone who runs their own kingdom.