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THE SQUAD

Get to know the wildest, most unhinged crew of alley cats and their rivals. From cunning masterminds to unpredictable enforcers, each member brings their own brand of chaos to the streets. Meet the gang and dive into their world!

Luna the Loner

The Deadly Outsider - Born in the shadows, this feral queen's daughter is cool, calculated, and dangerously unpredictable. Though aloof, she's loyal to the gang in her own dark way.

Whiskers McScruff

The Self-Proclaimed King of Chaos - Once a pampered house cat, now the unhinged ruler of the alley after discovering the mysterious glowing pipes. Preaches "Chaos is the cure" to empty soda cans and passing pigeons.

Gizmo the Genius

The Mad Inventor - A tinkerer whose brain got short-circuited, now builds bizarre gadgets from trash and crack pipes. Most explode, but when they work, they're both impressive and terrifying.

Minxie the Trickster

The Mischievous Graffiti Artist - A natural troublemaker turned street artist, using spray paint to mark territory and mock rival gangs. Her wild personality matches her colourful coat.

Penny the Pigeon

The Feathered Opportunist - A former high-society messenger turned gossip monger, who stirs drama for amusement and snacks, playing both cats and rats against each other.

The Alley Cat King

The Tyrannical Ruler - A mysterious figure with a brutal grip on power, guarding the glowing pipes as his source of strength. His scarred body and hubcap crown tell tales of violence and domination.

Professor Paws

The Eccentric Scholar - Once a respected academic cat, now driven mad by his obsession with understanding the glowing pipes. His fur is permanently stained with chemical spills, and his ramblings occasionally contain brilliant insights.

Mittens the Muscle

The Gentle Giant with a Short Fuse - A former bodyguard with massive paws and a soft heart, until provoked into becoming a feline wrecking ball, turning anything in his path into furballs.

Spike

The Reluctant Ally - A grizzled, one-eyed bulldog who occasionally teams up with Whiskers' gang against common threats. Secretly loves belly rubs but would rather eat a sock than admit it.

Rita the Raccoon

The Sneaky Scavenger - A raccoon who thinks she's a cat, often seen raiding trash cans and trading stolen goods. Her "totally legit business ventures" usually end in chaos.


Mr. Snips

The Sky Terror - A patchy-feathered menace obsessed with shiny objects, known for unpredictable dive-bombing raids on anything that catches his eye.


Toothless Terry

The Charismatic Hustler - A silver-tongued con artist with missing teeth who claims his lack of fur makes him "sleeker for sneaking" and "sexier for swindling."

Smudge

The Revolting Chemist - A white Persian whose once-glorious fur is now permanently stained by alley sludge. Creates homemade stink bombs from alley trash and glowing pipe residue.

Patches

The Unhinged Enforcer - A calico cat with one milky white eye, the result of a brutal fight she claims to have won. She's the gang's muscle, always eager to pick a fight and more than capable of finishing it.

Felix the Fancy

The Snobby Strategist - An exotic shorthair with a smooshed face and shiny bow tie, disowned after a scandal. Still maintains his aristocratic airs despite living in the gutter.

Duke the Dogcatcher

The Corrupt Official - A sleazy dogcatcher who's more interested in taking bribes than catching strays. His van is covered in suspicious dents and claw marks.

Old Man Whiskers

The Grumpy Historian - A decrepit cat who remembers the alley "before it all went to the dogs." His tall tales of the old days get wilder with each retelling.

Madame Meow

The Fortune Teller - A mysterious Siamese who claims to see visions in puddles of spilt milk. Her predictions are surprisingly accurate, though often misinterpreted.

The Rat Pack

The Underground Intelligence - A group of well-dressed rats who run an information network from the sewers. They know everyone's secrets and aren't afraid to use them.

Fido the Fence

The Black Market Dealer - A shifty German Shepherd who deals in stolen goods from his hidden den. Claims everything "fell off a truck," even items that clearly didn't.

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