The Truth About the Glowing Pipes – Myth, Magic, or Madness?
An in-depth look at the strange, addictive glow that keeps the alley cats coming back for more.
2/25/20251 min read
Introduction
No one knows where the glowing pipes came from or why they have such a powerful effect on the city’s strays. Are they magical? Are they some kind of human experiment? Or is it all just in their heads? Let’s break down the theories.
1. The Magic Theory
Meowford and his cult believe the pipes are a divine gift, granting visions and knowledge to those who embrace them. Could they really be a source of supernatural power?
2. The Science Gone Wrong Theory
Some think the pipes are leftover from human experiments, leaking chemicals that affect the brains of cats, rats, and even birds. Could they be a failed government project?
3. The Madness Theory
Others (like Scratchy Joe) argue that the pipes are nothing special—just some human junk that’s made everyone lose their minds. But if that’s true, why do they glow?
Conclusion
Whatever the truth, one thing’s for sure: the glowing pipes are at the center of every major alley conflict. What do you think they are? Let us know in the comments!
