Top 5 Heists Pulled Off by the Cats on Crack Crew

Introduction

Stealing fish, swiping shiny things, and sneaking into human hideouts—the Cats on Crack gang has pulled off some of the wildest heists in alley history. Here are five of their most legendary jobs.

1. The Great Fish Shack Raid

It started with a simple plan: distract the humans, grab the fish, and run. Then Flicker knocked over a stack of crates, Patches picked a fight with a raccoon, and the whole thing turned into a full-scale chase through the city. The good news? They still got the fish.

2. The Museum Job

Slinky swore he could lift a priceless golden statue from the city museum. The plan fell apart when Skids panicked, setting off an alarm. In the end, they left empty-pawed—except for Jinx, who managed to grab a shiny bracelet on the way out.

3. The Bakery Brawl

Whiskers and Smudge teamed up to infiltrate a bakery, hoping to grab a bag of fresh pastries. Everything was going great until Mr. Snips got involved. No one knows how, but by the end, the bakery was on fire, and the gang barely escaped with a single croissant.

4. The Raccoon Turf War

When a gang of raccoons tried to take over their alley, Whiskers and Rita led an ambush. The battle was brutal, and the glowing pipes played a key role. Let’s just say the raccoons won’t be back anytime soon.

5. The Sewer Break-In

Rocco had something the gang wanted, and the only way to get it was through the sewers. Between dodging traps, tricking Tiny Tony, and dealing with a very unexpected flood, this heist nearly ended in disaster. But somehow, they pulled it off—and made it out alive.